It is true that George Walker Bush is President of the United States. There are also only 13 months until he is out of office!

Things are so out of hand that Kohl’s is selling “Countdown to 2008” hats and shirts that show the actual time remaining until Hilary Rodham Clinton takes office as the 44th president.

Here are just a few reasons why this chump is doing such a bad job at the helm of the highest position in the world.

George W. Bush is so bad he makes Franklin D. Roosevelt look good. Instead of just imprisoning our own Japanese citizens like FDR did, Bush is actually secretly imprisoning people who are accused of actually doing illegal things against the United States.

What does he expect? We are at war…duh!

Bush caused Sept. 11. The terrorists hated him so much that they decided to give their lives hoping that we would get the message and not vote him a second term. We just did not get the hint.

Bush has completely ignored the state of education in America.

Instead of putting the first government regulations in place to start the ball rolling on education reform, Bush has chosen to focus everything on the war and has done nothing else.

This also goes for Medicare. People on Medicare still can’t afford their prescriptions because Bush is busy with the war and no one has come up with a plan, confusing or not, to get a prescription drug care plan.

The United States lost two good justices during Bush’s term, one retiring to get away from Bush, the other probably poisoned by Bush. And what does Bush do?

He picks the most incompetent men to replace the two justices. The Senate was paid off by the Bush Administration they would approve these two men.

It is obvious what happened. Because Bush has control of the nuclear trigger, he launched a nuclear missile and it hit the American economy.

He started a war to get more oil and thought that it would help fix the economy, but because we are losing this war badly and all of the soldiers are abusing the prisoners of war who really did nothing wrong, the economy is even worse off now than when Bush nuked it.

It is a shame that Yale let Bush through by getting paid off by Daddy Bush. It is sad that the university would tarnish its reputation.

Now we all know the story of Moses. He was this man with a speech impediment and God simply looked obrt him because he couldn’t talk like the rest of the Hebrews enslaved in Egypt.

Well, how could we possibly have elected a man who talks like an ignorant Southerner?

Like God did to Moses, we should have just simply shunned the stupid fool.

There is no promised land that President Bush can lead us too. He brought us into the desert without any intention of ever leading us out.

These are the reasons for attacking our current president. Let’s all hope and pray that 2008 comes very soon!

Columnist: Mike Boglovitz - 02/15/07